Rick Perry has labeled Mitt Romney a “Fat Cat”.  I’m not sure how Romney can respond.  I don’t think “uh uh” will cut it since his personal net worth is probably around 586 gazillion dollars.  The guy could buy Portugal and make himself president there.  But at the same time, Perry is introducing a flat tax plan.  Flat taxes tend to lower taxes for the mega rich, and raise them on the poorest.  I guess the idea is that the mega rich will hire the mega poor so then the mega poor will have more money to pay those increased taxes incurred upon them by a Republican administration.

Maybe Rick Perry’s new tax plan will get Mitt Romney to vote for him.

In other news, Rick Perry has decided he’s not going to debate for a while.  That’s too bad because I enjoyed the clawing back and forth between him and Mitt.  I think Rick Perry should convince the GOP base that every single illegal immigrant in this country came here seeking a landscaping job from Mitt Romney.  That might actually work.  Meow!!!

Here’s the rough, kitties.