I have to be careful not to be the person in the fourth panel. My dog bites. Actually, I have two dogs. One bites and barks the other, she just barks and licks everything and is a great danger to burglars as she could get under their feet and make them trip. She can also slap you with her tail.
Toby is a discriminating biter. Some people get a pass and others get a chomp. Thankfully he’s a small dog so they’re always small chomps though he’s been known to draw blood on occasion.
So in my attempt not to be the person in the fourth panel I will now give a blog apology to everyone I can remember Toby biting.
Stefan, sorry about the forearm but you have to admit the flying bite was impressive.
Dave, sorry about your nipple.
Bill, I’m glad you can still paint and the damage wasn’t permanent. I still feel bad about that. Thanks for not suing me.
That old guy in Massachusetts, you picked the wrong day to be in Massachusetts.
Carl, dude you are really weird and should learn to live with small animals and children being freaked out by you
Boy at crawfish party, dogs don’t like their tails pulled but I’m sorry.
Mail lady, you’re the mail lady. It’s how the system works.
Former neighbor lady who’s name I never learned. Sorry.
Hilary, Toby never bit ya but thanks for catching most of the typos in this blog.
Myself, Toby bit me in his sleep once. He doesn’t like to be moved when he’s snoring.
I’m sure there’s some people I left out so if my dog bit you, drop me a line and I’ll give you a shout out.