Jeff Branscome writes about Spotsylvania County.
Come dunk me Saturday at Fredericksburg Heritage Festival
At 1 p.m. on Saturday I will be in downtown Fredericksburg in a dunk tank.
The dunk tank location is near where Wings on the Water used to be off Sophia Street. The city is turning it into a waterfront park.
I believe the cost is about $5 for a few throws and it all goes to charity. I am allowed to heckle, and I will heckle.
Here is your chance, folks.
Practice your throws or I will heckle you like you’ve never been heckled before.
I am going to be a loud mouth in that booth. I’d like to break a record for most money raised in 30 minutes, which is the amount of time I will be in the dunk tank. I have no problems staying in longer if there is a line, which I hope there is. I have this feeling I will walk away dry because none of you has aim. Bring it.