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Lindley Estes is a business writer for The Free Lance-Star and This blog is on Fredericksburg-area business. Send an e-mail to Lindley Estes.

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If you can’t laugh, you’ll cry

One of my colleagues came across a very funny commentary about the current state of the stock market. It lists a glossary of "new stock market terms." Here are some examples:

P/E Ratio: The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

Broker: What my broker has made me.

Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks.

Here is the full list. 

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